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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
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assholes

people who pass unconstitutional laws that rape my rights like the assholes who invented property tax. No one has actually owned property in 100 years! If you don't pay your property tax (rent to assholes in washington) the government assholes take your property away, sell it to other assholes, and do something gay with the money. traitors and assholes alike!
the assholes who invented property tax are those fucking socialists the same assholes who gave us "temporary" income tax, fucking welfare, and allowed assholes in banks to invent money to lend but keep the real money profits. bank assholes who mismanage the imaginary money spread the loss around to people with jobs or assets and pocket the real money again. assholes.
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opinions are like assholes

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".
I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?
by codysockeye March 21, 2008
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[Assholes]

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.
"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"
by The brown fox April 17, 2013
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Massholes

A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.
Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021
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Passhole

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator with a hair and/or other irritable object in their rectum, who will take any conceivable risk to themselves, other motorists, cyclists, pedestrians, or free-roaming animals in order to gain a car's length before stopping at the next red light.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who speeds up when they realize they are about to be passed.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who drifts aimlessly into the passing lane, but who lacks the ability, will, or common sense to apply pressure to the gas pedal, thereby causing motorists behind them to click out of cruise control, pwning their driving buzz.
"Take a number like the rest of us, passhole!"

"Sorry. Did i wake you up, passhole!?"

"Take your time, sweet-heart. Eeeeeaaaasy does it. Passhole."
by citizenVern November 24, 2009
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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)
I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.
by Light Joker November 3, 2004
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