Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

Pandiculation

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

by i hate ur dream stan July 17, 2020

pandishgirl

A pandishgirl is a sweet shy girl who likes to be creative. She doesn’t generally go for men but when she does it’s special. She likes to stay indoors but enjoys climbing too. She is a gentle nature lover who loves autumn and hot chocolate.

Dude 1 : did you see that new girl!
Dude2 : cmon! She’s a pandishgirl!
Dude1: no way! We’re so lucky!

by Pandishgirl September 28, 2020

Panda Change

In Chinese culture, the act of the male head of the household passing on to his children how to protect the village from a panda attack.

Mi Lim, did your father ever talk to you about the Panda Change?

by washighsatnightfosho March 22, 2011

Panda Bangs

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.

Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!

by Calixtus March 25, 2011

Panda Bangs

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.

Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible

by Callixtus March 27, 2011

Pandadaige

Something excessively pleasurable in a way that makes others jealous or wish for your death.

"Not to pandadaige or anything but she was so good last night"
"Oh piss off"

by Crustinisation December 19, 2016