Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013

destroy my package

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”

Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.

by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020

my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.

I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

little meat package

your little one

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards

by porkiies February 2, 2020

Hot package

A hot package is a girlfriend that has a great personality but then is also damn sexy.

Mr Foxes has it all a great girlfriend who is also incredibly attractive , he has found the elusive hot package.

by Mr Foxes March 11, 2016

Chicago Care Package

One partner fucks the other in the ass with a Bratwurst, causing the receiver to defacate on the Bratwurst. This in turn causes the fuck-er to vomit on the back of the recipient. Next, the two participants sandwich the vomit between their two bodies (like a bun sandwiches a bratwurst), forming an airtight, package-like seal

In the morning, Chris and Brian found themselves glued together after having fallen asleep upon delivery of their Chicago Care Package. Needless to say, the brat was ruined.

by Boraghan Hasselhoff December 25, 2008

Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009