D.I.R.P.

Dual Income Raising People. Couples who were DINKs but now have kids. They have careers, make decent money, and spend a lot of it on childcare and summer camps.

“Honey, we were DINKs but now we have kids so we’re DIRPs”

“Look at those D.I.R.P.s over there towing their kids through Disney when it’s 100 degrees out”

by Rumblr March 23, 2024

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G.L.A.R.P.

Due to social distancing & the rise of MMORPGs Less people L.A.R.P. & now play more online games.

Similar to the acronym L.A.R.P yet instead of Live Action Role Playing, it stands for Game Live Action Role Playing.

**Seriously man!?
Who even L.A.R.P.s anymore.?.?
That’s so 2010.

It’s all about G.L.A.R.P.ing now!.!.

by Ellis Dar April 24, 2022

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P.R.O.V.E. • p-rizzle • p-run • p rocker • P & R • p/r • P.R.O.F.A.C • P.R. (personal record) • p/rf • p-rade abuse

F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.

Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.

by ESFUX October 4, 2007

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a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".

girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra

by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

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