purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

oyster sauce

Slang for Vaginal Lubricant.

"Honey, can you pass the Oyster Sauce? I'm a little dry."

by Rusty Larue February 27, 2014

oyster pancake

What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.

Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.

by Blam420 September 16, 2013

oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by [e-mail] June 15, 2017