Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

Oyster Billy

When you have a group chat or any event and someones being a douche/ wildly homosexual for no reason.

"Man, tommys being a real oyster billy after those totally un-pc homophobic remarks."

by Hohgie December 29, 2018

groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

Oyster bag

When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.

She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!

by Irockstocks November 26, 2019

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by [e-mail] June 15, 2017

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017