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owen line 

He is someone who promises the world but fails to deliver. He doesn’t open up to everyone, it takes someone special. He will treat that girl and make her feel loved until he thinks he could do better. He will cheat if he has to as he can only cope with the easy options. He comes across as charming, funny and hardworking but when you see his true colours you’ll be shocked by the anger and unresolved issues he has. But you’ll be free from this. Owen line needs a girl who will be just like his mum, someone who cooks everyday, cleans, sorts his bills and doesn’t need a thank you. If you fall for an Owen Line just remember he’ll always replace you like his car.
Avoid an Owen Line at all costs
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Owen Esser 

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)
Man owen esser pulls all the ladies
Owen Esser by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

St Ouens 

Desolate waste land. In which is occupied by farmers and other folk who dont wash.
"Cor blimey! ive been down St Ouens now im off to market"
"You fucking St Ouennie"
St Ouens by Craig + Steve October 10, 2003

boy owen 

boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.
Thats a boy owen? insane
boy owen by boy owen November 3, 2019

Lance Owen 

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.
Lance Owen by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

an obvious owen 

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)
Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen

Good Omens 

A brilliant book by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman. If armageddon goes this way, I'm in.
If that guy on the front of Good Omens supposed to look like Gordon Ramsay?
Good Omens by Calamity13 August 15, 2006