Ostrich

a man or a woman who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Someone enjoys sticking their head in holes, well so do ostriches.

by WhoaDaddy December 2, 2011

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

ostreicher

a cool caucasion italian

"is that an italian horn?"
-yeah i got it from an ostreicher-

by Torence April 18, 2007

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

Ostrurkeys

An amazing half breed of Turkeys and Ostriches sold exclusivly at the Ostrurkey Farm in Canada.. cause were the crazy eskimos that make everything have sex

kid 1: Man have you seen those crazy Ostrurkeys yet?

kid2: NO But im going there next week!

by Jeswan The Great December 9, 2008

Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 26, 2010

Ostrava

An industrial city in the north-east of the Czech republic.

Biggest producer of black coal in the country.

Used to have the nickname "steel heart" of the country.
It has the largest town hall in the whole country - Nová radnice (the new town hall).
It is famous for Stodolní street, which is flooded with Polaks all the time, Colours Of Ostrava , the famous music festival and FC Baník Ostrava - the not so succesful soccer team with a MASSIVE fanbase. Basically if you're Ostravak and not a Chachar (Baník's fan)...what's wrong with you?
Overall Ostrava is quite beautiful, it does have it's flaws but it's my home and I can't imagine living somewhere else in the Czech republic than here.

A: "I heard y'all are suffocating because of the smog in Ostrava, that must be horrible!"
B: "Steel city, steel lungs, I'm just used to it."

by Icanseewhatibreathe_#ovalife March 11, 2018