When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
by MaxIsVeryFunny February 28, 2021
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Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...
by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021
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by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Ogre mug.It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
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