The Offspring

Teenybopper band that writes shitty novelty bands and pretends to be political.

The Offspring are fags.

by lawl2u July 15, 2006

offsex

1.when you having a bad time with your girl
2. great value version of offset

mann i had some offsex last night

by offsex August 5, 2017

offspring

A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.

(offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.

by Jeff ,S May 3, 2005

offspring

a whack ass band that people think are good and need to listen to more music
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock

noobmusicguy:OMG!!! OFFSPRING ROCKS YOUR SOCKS AND ASS AND DICK AND EVERYTHING
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid

by supermaneatsdick June 28, 2010

Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.

If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.

by Steve February 4, 2003

Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..

Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.

by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019

offsafety

adj., adv. an aggressive method of hunting. To keep one's weapon in the ready position at all times.

We're keeping it offsafety

by Indexfive February 11, 2010