Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.

After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.

by D.Lang April 3, 2025

Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.

“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”

by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022

Oatmeal people

someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal

person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG February 1, 2021

pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.

"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"

by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013

Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012