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Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
mugGet the Furby Oatsmug.

Oat

Trypophobia is the most misunderstood phobia OAT !!”
by waaaamy August 3, 2025
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oat

a sea vessel that can get you across water, easily confused with a boat but it’s an oat!
That’s a beautiful oat on the lake!
by jen03 September 13, 2021
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oat

a friendly term for a British person that is not meant to be offensive or derogatory
The oats are some interesting people.
by Mr.WordsIGuess May 27, 2009
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OAT

VERY HANDSOME MAN THAT LIKES TO DRAW

ALSO GOES BY HE/THEM/OAT
Have you heard of OAT ?
Yeah he’s a big fag lmao
by NOT OAT November 29, 2021
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