Norwegian Surprise

When someone scrunches his or her penis inside itself to the point of being enveloped by the scrotum. Then proceeds to let go of said package causing the turtle to slowly come out of its shell.

Guy: Hey! Check out my Norwegian Surprise!!

Girl: Ewwwwww!

by DeathItsAComin' January 14, 2014

Norwegian Snowplow

When you are giving a girl anal sex so rough that you cause shit to come out. Then while you go out the shit goes all over you but then when you go in it splashes to the side like a snowplow!

Guy: Hey Gabe! Wana come over and do the norwegian snowplow later?!

Girl: Why shure Bobby Walter! I can't wait to have all your 2 inches inside me! That would be the best time ever!

by Shrewms69 April 22, 2010

Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

norwegian legion

slang term for semen (a reference to the Vikings: very strong, masculine men who traveled by sea to conquer virgin territory).

When I was screwing my girlfriend, I sprayed my norwegian legion all over her blond muff.

by norsedave August 20, 2009

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021

Norwegian meatball

A girl is having a period and a guy dips his balls in her blood and she licks it

mary-im on my period
Paul- im gonna Norwegian meatball you

by roodfruit February 11, 2010

Norwegian Tittybang

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.

Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.

by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011