The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

Nooper

Someone who poops in the nude. Nude + pooper = Nooper. A small (yet passionate) segment of society that finds it impossible to defecate while being encumbered by clothes.

Look at that fool. He can't poop with clothes on. He's such a Nooper.

by The Nooper June 28, 2016

noobsta

A noob who tries to be gangsta but is very poor at it.

Jo-fo-sho is a noobsta.

by Gdawg_werewolf November 8, 2006

Noons

(n) meaning someone who is too gay to function. Abnormal in everyway apart from penis size.

That kid is a noons

by Steven_the_namer October 28, 2008

noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

by Koby D January 11, 2009

noobs

Plural of "noob" or "n00b". "Leet talk" for "Newbie". A person who is not yet skilled in the ways of various computer fuctions, such as games, BBs, or Chat.

"Our usual CounterStrike server is filled with noobs today."

by Dirk February 20, 2004

noobslice

A noob that is particularly noobese; A fraction of a noob;A slice of noob;To slice a noob.

Joe: You've just been noob sliced!
Sherly: :(

by Andrew Parksly August 3, 2005