nonehundred dollars

What Kerry has after either a long day of Christmas shopping or a short day at the brothels.

In three days, I went from $100 to, like, nonehundred dollars.

by Pejorative Pimpmobile December 22, 2008

Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

noneya

1. Noneya (None Ya)
The preface to the full answer of a question

Hey what are ya doin?

Noneya

Noneya?

None ya damn business!

by pitbullmommy June 23, 2008

nonetooshabby

1) Pretty Good - phrase coined by the legend Ali G... ait?!

2) Fringe urban humerous dot com website, home to many n2s cult members. Website contains, link to amusing stuff, jokes, shout box and is a nice red colour

1) Me julie is nonetooshabby.... aiiit!?

2) i visited nonetooshabby dot com and enjoyed myself!

by PUBS November 19, 2004

Noneya

None of your Business

Noneya

by Mathew Ross June 7, 2018

nonexistent

not existing. seemingly not there. missing. gone. absent.

Derrick's relationship with his 16 year old brother was almost nonexistent. They barely talked and he didn't really want him interfering with his life.

by darksongbird March 21, 2009

nonezo

An expression of quantity equalling zero or nothing.

Stevo: Yo guy, how much money do you have left?
Mike: Nonezo. Let's get the fuck outta here.

by davy_gslr November 13, 2009