nonce

enya

wtf enya stop looking at my tits u nonce

by your dads favourite shagger May 02, 2020

nonce

An English word, usually used by roadmen and chavs, to relate to someone who hangs out or goes on dates with younger people. Also used to describe a pedophile.

'Right, that weirdo David from the University down the street, he's a massive nonce.'

by wasteman420 January 24, 2018

nonce

GREG PAUL.
eg. he kissed a minor and his mentally challenged fucking idiotic son posted it on youtube.

Niko Omilana: Say n-o-n c-a-y
Shannon Briggs: Im a NONCE! LETS GO CHAMP!

by "Don't use your real name." February 19, 2020

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 08, 2020

NONCE

If there name is billy most likely a nonce

Is his name billy? Must be a nonce

by YerAuldDa1888 November 18, 2018

nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips March 02, 2005

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019