patrick

insanely fucking gay man. may swear he is not gay but he is

person: "hey patrick you are a fucking faggot 😺"

by faglover420 July 10, 2021

Patrick

Someone you will never forget. A person who is hot as hell, a genuine, kind, wholehearted person, that only wants the best for you. He hates being mad at, fiercely competitive, and athletic as hell. Who can make you laugh at any time of the day. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. With a single look with his stunning eyes, you instantly fall in love. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel so protected, you'll never want to leave. Once you find a Patrick, never let him go.

I love Patrick, he is the best un-boyfriend ever.

by iiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaayyyyyyy February 25, 2019

Patrick

Lord of the universe savior of all demons killer of all light and murderer of humans married to the goddess of death he's extremely handsome and his penis is the size of the statue of liberty he uses it to rape girls and destroy buildings

Did you see Patrick he was destroying buildings with his penis

by Carrie13245 June 6, 2019

Patrick

Very short kid who is weak with a head shaped like box he is a tattletale and cannot get a girl

Hey my Patrick arrived

by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018

Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019