Skip to main content

Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day
dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
mugGet the Wearing the number 2 headband mug.

Graham's Number

1. The largest useful number in real mathematics.

2. upper-bound solution to Ramsey theory.

3. Makes googolplex look like a pussy.
...9404248265018193851562535

7963996189939679054966380

0322234872396701848518643

9059104575627262464195387

...yeah that's the first 100 digits.

Graham's Number is enough to make Chuck Norris blink.
by plasmaXwisp August 26, 2009
mugGet the Graham's Number mug.
Related Words

Law of Large Numbers

The rule that confirms that as the number of trials increases, the actual probability approaches the expected probability. If you flip a coin 1000 times, you might get 470 heads. Or 550 -- expected probabilities of .47 and .55, respectively. But, damn it, the limiting value of that probability as the number of flips increases without bound is going to be .5.
Brother, if you continue playing that slot machine, the law of large numbers is going to get your ass.
by Zac October 6, 2003
mugGet the Law of Large Numbers mug.

doin numbers

Making money, doing profits
invest in our stock and now we doin numbers
by Amsmams August 21, 2007
mugGet the doin numbers mug.

number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass
I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine
by poopy February 20, 2005
mugGet the number five mug.

Nemergut

German word which has now been translated to English meaning "the act of doing the LL cool J move in the old spice swagger commercial"

when you nemergut, you flee from finer females who take interest in you. Normally accompanied by a sound that most males cannot imitate, sorta like a baby pterodactyl.
Girl "hey Bob, I'm totally into you doing whatever you want to me tonight

bob "eeek" (runs out of room, and maybe out of city)

girls friend "omg did he just nemergut?"
by bullmonkey118 December 23, 2011
mugGet the Nemergut mug.

number porn

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.
Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.
by Thrackerzod June 5, 2016
mugGet the number porn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email