Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

Needle Beaver

Guy with a skinny or thin penis
Can be used as a noun or a verb

Noun: He is such a Needle Beaver!
Verb: I totally Needle Beavered Michelle last night!

by Megan the Incredible February 28, 2008

AIDS needle

something you step on that gives you AIDS

the jersey shore has lots of AIDS needles

by yoJERraps! January 22, 2007

Needle dick

a very long sharp skinny penis much like a needle

god that guys needle dick hurt last night

by Bag of tea June 08, 2009

Needle Dick

An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.

Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!

by Geo12 December 14, 2008

Needle Ho

Commonly referring to a ho that does heroin.

Person 1- omg i just did some heroin when i got back from my street corner.

Person 2- ew you needle ho get away from me

by embers :) February 09, 2009

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.

Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do

by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019