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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 4, 2011
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Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!
by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010
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Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009
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Paper Napkin

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.
by simiangang January 16, 2010
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Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011
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napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
by landin porson March 8, 2019
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