Jewish Fever

When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".

"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."

by Swaggy P (aka Ashy Larry) January 30, 2012

Jewish Holiday

Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.

by i_<3_cOnFoRmItY! March 14, 2004

Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

by Starwarsgeek133 May 17, 2010

Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

by Dr. Matti May 05, 2006

Jewish Harp

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.

"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"

by Paul, you sandy vagina September 05, 2006

Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

by TTTH December 22, 2010

jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013