Nigerian Mind Boggler

When a person spreads flower or any type of dry substance on there wang and slaps a sleeping person in the eyes wile a lot of lights are on in the room causing the victims eyes to have a even harder time to adjust there eyes to the light and give you enough time to put your wang away and not be caught.

yesterday i gave jamie a Nigerian Mind Boggler, he didnt have a clue what happened to him.

by Brandon Kantor June 15, 2007

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Nigerian Pimp Slap

When you go diarrhea on someone's face and backand them.

RAWR, Ima nigerian pimp slap you

by DEREKGAMERTAG January 3, 2012

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Nigerian Child Snatcher

A pedophile commonly found on the plains of Africa stealing children of a certain degree of athletic abilities and selling them in an underground market for sexual or common housework uses.

That nigerian child snatcher was caught yesterday, all the children were released back into the wild.

by Spartin228 June 30, 2011

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Nigerian fruit basket

while partners are engaged in sexual acts the female has her legs placed behind her head in a basket like shape and the male places his genitalia (cock and balls) into the vagina simultaneously.

Mitch: Hey man you know that girl from the bar last night

Tom: Yeah what about her

Mitch: I went to give her the Nigerian fruit basket and she suprisingly took it all.

by whale stabber mcgee February 24, 2011

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Nigerian Hot Dog

When a male douses his erect penis in chocolate and receives oral and/or anal sex from his female partner.
The couple then uses the russian dishwasher. To top things off, the male gives the female a hot lunch.
The chocolate from the penis, the man's cum, and his feces creates an unbelievably delicious meal.

I gave your history teacher a nigerian hot dog yesterday. She loved it!

by Heyyoo December 21, 2007

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