Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur

One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.

by Mudholemike October 17, 2018

toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008

Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'

Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.

by carlipet September 23, 2009

cab nap

The act of passing out in a cab while traveling from one bar to another in order to be refreshed and energized upon arrival.

Cheryl: "Mike's totally passed out; he's done for the night. Tell the driver to take him home."

Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."

by MPFOGARTY July 12, 2010

crap nap

When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.

Where's Charlie?

He was out all night so I think he's in the handicapped stall having a crap nap.

by kb69 January 8, 2004

beat nap

A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.

by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009