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To save my life 

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.
I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.
To save my life by History! November 29, 2016

What is my life 

A remix/song of Jacksepticeye made by Schmoyoho
What is my life, oooh, am I doing this right, oooh

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.
"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

eff my life

Feelings of complete momentary anger and hatred. The feeling of "giving up" or sudden loss when something does not work out. This feeling comes over at many moments in life, they may be large and drastic, or can be simple and small things that will not affect you at all in the long run.

Frat girls, preps, and bimbos may use this expression in regards to beauty and hygiene.

Nerds, geeks, and such variety may use this expression in regards to marks, or the difficulty of understanding an academic concept. Sometimes when a science concept is understood the expression "SCIENCE!!!" my be used.
"EFF MY LIFE! My nail just broke broke"

"EFF MY LIFE! I just failed my collage exam"

"EFF MY LIFE! The don't have any more soymilk"

#1:"EFF MY LIFE! I just don't get STOICH!"
#2:"Here I'll show you"
#1: "SCIENCE!!!!"
eff my life by grace09090909090 December 25, 2008

Story of my life

Something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
Sally: I tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
Billy: Story of my life
Story of my life by SOML3012 June 22, 2009