Meth mutt

A person who is a dirty mutt for the meth, they only ever think about meth all day every day.

“Hey I asked Sam if I could borrow his hammer today, he replied with “if you bring meth”

Fuck Sam. His such a fucking meth mutt

by Flat earth theory December 08, 2024

mutt puppy

One who has no skill or brain,who acts like an idiot or says stupid things. Lacks in Good looks and is bad with the ladies.

Ex: Levi can't handle his liquor, what a mutt puppy.

by Dupes05 March 02, 2017

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009

mystery mutt

a mixed breed dog of unknown breed origin.

a dog that resembles many different breeds.

my dog looks like she could be a shepard/jack russell/sheltie or a whippet/collie/border collie or a corgi/shepard/whippet or a smooth collie/jack russell....she's a mystery mutt.

by Lisavi April 06, 2008

mutt strutt

Young teenage males parading around the neighborhood without a shirt on flexing their muscles to catch girl's eyes.

OMG! Look at those boy's doin the mutt strutt.

by Wicked~Orchid December 07, 2014

Mutt putt

The finest marine vessel that ones self could captain.

Gee i wish i had a mutt putt like max's

by Salochin November 25, 2015

Fleece Mutts

When your milk bags hang down to your belly button under a sweatshirt. Former sweater kittens.

When I motorboated her fleece mutts, it registered on the Richter Scale.

by Salty Capers November 22, 2021