mastipaper

an internet wallpaper used for the explicit purpose of masturbation

This new Jessica Alba mastipaper is making it easy to rub one out before I play wow.

by Fat Muppet January 20, 2006

mosties

More then most.

Better then most or anything close to being the best but with more , Mosties

I love you the mosties.

by PpUoSuSnYder February 13, 2019

Misti

A person

Misti is a ray of sunshine

by anonymous December 10, 2021

half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006

poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

spanish masting

a woman touches her vagina while her partner pulls up and down on her arm to masturbate her. think of it as a female version of the dutch rudder

boast totally gave that chick some spanish masting... what a crazy cat!

by toast the ghost September 13, 2011

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

by Vangina91 May 29, 2017