After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
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Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
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Instead of standing up in the shower, you do a hand-stand and face your butthole towards the shower faucet.
by T-Cell January 6, 2009
Get the mustang shower mug.Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
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by Dictionarynameteller February 19, 2018
Get the Mustafa mug.Used in the phrase "to pull a mustaine", to yell "FUCK YEAH!" in the most random and usually inappropriate of times.
Named for Dave Mustaine, vocalist/guitarist for Megadeth; derived from the song "The Mechanix", in which Mustaine for no reason yells "FUCK YEAH!" near the end.
Named for Dave Mustaine, vocalist/guitarist for Megadeth; derived from the song "The Mechanix", in which Mustaine for no reason yells "FUCK YEAH!" near the end.
"How could she tell Dave was watching the game and not listening to his girlfriend?"
"Well, she was talking about her sick cousin, but his team scored a goal and he just pulled a mustaine."
"Well, she was talking about her sick cousin, but his team scored a goal and he just pulled a mustaine."
by does anybody in the world care August 13, 2008
Get the mustaine mug.A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
by Sexydimma July 20, 2013
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