golden mushroom

A sexual act in which a man strikes another human in the face with the head of his penis while in the act of urinating. Note: not to be confused with the golden mushroom the soup.

After my girlfriend cheated on me, Damion suggested I give her a golden mushroom.

by ruff54 December 14, 2009

Northern mushroom

Northern mushroom is a direct Cantonese translation of the phrase "buck goo," literally "north mushroom," which is often used in Hong Kong and Macau to refer to prostitutes (usually referring to those coming from Mainland China as the mainland is north of Hong Kong and Macau).

Those northern mushrooms are ugly.

by jef2k85 February 27, 2010

mushroom tap

to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a penis, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face

dude i so mushroom tapped that chick

by faroramzes October 29, 2003

mushroom stamp

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

by ass master January 18, 2003

Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...

I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.

by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010

Peeking Mushroom

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.

I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.

by Not at the table, Carlos. April 17, 2010

mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004