California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.

"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"

by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015

Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.

Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.

by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022

Dreet Mustard

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed

"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"

by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023

Bottom honey mustard

The bottom of a honey mustard container that’s unable to be used due to the mass amount of crumbs

I don’t eat bottom honey mustard due to the crumbs

by Hurricanesteve May 7, 2018

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019

mushtard

A retarded name for mustard. Used mainly by downies. Contains the root word tard, also used in the word retard.

"Hey can you pass the mushtard for my sandwich?"

by Seawesome April 2, 2009

mustard eater

Term used to describe a person with restrictive eating habits. In an effort to keep calorie consumption at a minimum, restrictive eaters often choose mustard (a low-calorie pungent powder or paste prepared from ground mustard seeds) as their condiment/dip/sauce/meal of choice.

What is her secret for staying so thin? She must be a mustard eater.

by Mustard Mollie August 1, 2011