Mohammed

at first Mohammed is a nice guy that makes his way into your life and fucks it up. he acts like he really likes you but deep down he’s just leading you on because he doesn’t want to hurt you. a mohammed has curly brown hair, tall and arab. he talks to as many girls as he can and does anything in his power to play them over. mohammed is a homie hopper and will fuck any girl he sees, he is a cheater and a manipulator. If you see a mohammed please run for your life or else he’ll ruin it and make your world fall into pieces.

girls: “I started talking to this guy named mohammed! he’s so nice”

me: “run asap! he’s gonna hurt you like hell”

by mohammed broke my heart November 23, 2021

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Muhammad

Most obvious false prophet in history

False prophet Muhammad died painfully

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022

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Mohammed

A big dicked fellow with a really big heart. He loves to talk and be friendly, he is loyal and always has your back. But don’t be fooled he can easily take you down without a sweat. Most Mohammed’s love to party and do wack shit. They keep things lively and don’t wreck the fun. They are up for anything wether that be relaxing with buddies or doind some coke and have a whole night of partying.

Damn Mohammed be taking down the whole 40 ounce while smoking a blunt

Man I wish you were more like Mohammed.

by Mohammed’s January 13, 2019

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Muhammad Ali Jinnah

a great leader of subcontinent(Indo-pak),Founder of Pakistan, Known as Quaid-e-Azam (Great Leader)
Born in Karachi

Muhammad Ali Jinnah was first governor general of Pakistan.

by Zahid Sandhu December 24, 2008

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Mohammed Jamali

Mohammed Jamali is a SPED kid who thinks he has friends but in actuality is very lonely; once believed he had a girlfriend but she said they were “friends

Oh my gosh I’m such a Mohammed Jamali i should kill myself

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin4 December 11, 2018

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