When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.
Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.
by Burl Fret May 19, 2016
The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.
You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?
by MustardBreath March 27, 2021
Jim: yo bro this girl I was with was super freaky she motor boated my balls
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?
Nick: what.
Nick: oh you mean she did you a motor bro-ting, my dude
Jim: what?
Nick: what.
by Motor bro January 27, 2020
It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice
by Thatdumblonde August 31, 2021
While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.
by Al Dreiberg August 14, 2008
A woman who has multiple kids. Most of the time the kids are not by the same father. If you're one of the fathers she usually expects you to take out all of the kids instead of just yours and gets mad when you buy stuff for your kid and not the other four that you dont even know and she doesnt know who the fathers are.
by choad666 January 18, 2006
Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.
Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed
by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020