Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018

Moss Rartin

The Fuhrer of all those who have been made fun of over the years. HE is their leader and will one day rally them to come back and destroy us. However, he still enjoys the pleasures of such fun games as Pokemon, Pick-up Sticks, jacks, marbles and a plethora of adult toys. His main occupation is taking care of his grandmother. She can be found at any time wandering around the arcade and mumbling to herself about moss' shortcomings. Nonetheless, we still, um, hate him.

Moss Rartin, Your collector's edition Pogs have been found, please report to the main office to claim
also:
Moss Rartin, your library book, "What is Happening to My Body" is overdue, please return immediately.

by Navid Dort April 20, 2005

Lip Moss

A term usually used in hockey to describe a mustache.

You see Parros' saucy lip moss last night?

by Plymouth Breezy August 1, 2012

Yummy moss

A type of moss that tastes good

Tom:”I found some yummy moss in the woods, do you want some?
Larry:”of course I do I love moss”.

by A possum possum January 1, 2021

Jayla Moss

short

Person 1: Dude, is that Jayla?
Person 2: Yeah, that's Jayla Moss
Person 1: Damn, so short
Person 2: IKR

by urbanurbandics January 13, 2020

Mallory Moss

Mallory Moss is like Whipped Cream. My best friend, someone who loves me and speaks her mind, Knows what she wants, and fights for what she belives in. Mallory laughs when I fall but makes sure Im okay.

Mallory Moss is like whipped Cream, fun and fluffy

by Friends = Life May 30, 2011

jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

by bilbo saggins November 30, 2006