The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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montyed

When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.
Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?
by geta02392 August 29, 2023
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Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy
Monty is fat and severely needs help
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British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
by Intellectual Property Owner February 27, 2016
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Adam Monti

Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.
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Lil Monty

OMG Lil Monty Writes Fire Songs
by Lil Skittles January 24, 2018
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Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.
by Holawel December 10, 2010
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