monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

MOITC

make out in the club (or any other word that starts with a 'c')

OMG, I totally want to MOITC with Steve tonight!

Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!

Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing

by redeagle09 March 11, 2010

Menitals

The product of an internet ninja gone mad! Often followed by extreme violence and a google cache

Ninja : Dont make me go menitals!
Admin : Menitals isnt a word
Ninja : AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

by CongoJoe September 6, 2005

monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.

A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?

by Briam September 1, 2003

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 1, 2004

Mint Mojito

The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!

"Dude last night she gave me the longest Mint Mojito ever, I mean the mint desolved before I came!"

"Oh man I got so drunk last night, and some chick started giving me a Mint Mojito man did that burn like hell! Oh but was it worth it!"

by VaizardStevan November 29, 2009

Manitowoc

A town in Northeast Wisconsin where the unemployment rate sores, many stoners are very unhappy because they can not find weed unless they go to Milwaukee (see Milwaukee in Urban Dictionary) and gangsters, hicks, jocks, preps, stoners, and bad asses are the clicks. Most do not talk to each other.
Oh yes I forgot to mention, we can drink like the rest of Wisconsin, we do it all the time. When i say all of the time I don't mean every weekend, I mean everyday.

My graduation service ended at 2 on Friday the sixth 2008 in Manitowoc at Lincoln High School. I took off my tux, cracked open a beer, drove over to my friends house while drinking it. I was wasted by 5'o'clock. I stayed drunk until the proceeding Thursday...literally

by Kipchogie June 21, 2008