Monica Anaya

The Most beautiful girl in town. The girl I will marry. She makes me so happy even if I just see her driving down the street.

Dang, you're in a good mood. Musta seen Monica Anaya.

by cheesef0130 October 18, 2011

buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

Monica Zealous

Way of telling someone they are freaking out over nothing. Related to Monica Seles, of 90's fame.

"WHY ARE MY ENGLISH MUFFINS ALWAYS CUT UNEVENLY?"
"Whoa, Monica Zealous"

by khi24 September 10, 2012

pulling a monica

Monica, the (most of the time) MIA mom of the Gallaghers, whose Bipolar disorder caused her to have a episode induced suicide attempt during thanksgiving dinner in season 2 episode 11. Tiktokers on shameless-tok now refer to wanting to end it by "pulling a monica", which is basically saying you want to off yourself in a gruesome way in front of people for attention. It's a joke. It's funny. It's okay to laugh.

person 1: Happy Thanksgiving!
person 2: ugh yeah, might Pull A Monica so I can get out of here and not have to worry about that awkward talk with my family.
person 1: Haha, yeah, me too. Pulling A Monica is the only option.

by cooterbob November 25, 2021

Monica Lewinsky

The bbw that had all the Christian/Conservative/Republican/Boy-cravers so upset 'cause Bill Clinton was gettin' some and they wern't.

Congressman Foley couldn't get a woman like Monica Lewinsky...

by Ozymandius October 28, 2008

monica lewensky

cock sucker, blow job giver

Get down bitch and give me a monica lewensky

by Dre007 May 28, 2005

MONICA LEWINSKY

A broad aka homewrecker aka whore previous US president Bill Clinton received head from....I mean sexual relations. If you didn't already know this you must be from outer space or another planet.

Oh Monica my Monica Lewinsky!

by DrillerKilla January 29, 2008