Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.

Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.

by anonymous February 3, 2024

misty ache

Coolness

Woah dude that cars really misty ache!

by Misty girl October 28, 2013

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

frontside misty

When someone sucks a dick and blows smoke out their nose at the same time.

Yesterday that blonde bitch gave me the best frontside misty .

by Illuminater45 July 16, 2016

misty sunrise

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020