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messed up by Tommy May 2, 2003
*A non human "person" that usually has random bursts of retardation and a lust to acquire a boyfriend.

*A sub breed of human created by the mating of a The Missett is a curious and illiterate species that often will bitch about things that never go its way and will often betray and backstab its "friends" for no apparent reason unless they are backstabbed first. Missetts often confuses many things, topics and nouns such as the letters S and C, Y and E. Missetts also have a very bad taste in music.

*Missetts are often found in their natural habitat frantically searching for boys to take advantage of. This is one of its only source of nourishment. Missetts grow to an estimated 3 and a half feet tall and weigh as much as 4 metric tons. This comes in handy when the Missetts camouflages as a schoolhouse to lure unsuspecting boys to them. When it catches a boy in one of its traps, Missetts will usually attempt to make the boy stupid so that he would not say that the Missett has done anything wrong to him.
*When boy hunting season is over, the Missett's prey often includes pancakes, an unhealthy amount of coffee and various young women (and men) who attend Winston Prep school for the abnormal such as Chris, Sunshine, Michael, Jarred, Zoe, Brandon, Sharkteeth, Anna, Eric, Seth, Joanna, Anthony, Wallie, Danielle, Tavel, Myran, Jeremy, Alex, Matthew, Jiana, Jessica, and David. These unsuspecting people are drained of any brain power that they had before being lured by the Missett.
Missett by מרגל June 12, 2012
When you get screwed or fleeced by someone who is of far inferior intelligence. It occurs not because you were outsmarted but because you use this person as your agent. Often it ends up badly for everyone but the mirse can't figure out why and in fact thinks they did a good job.
I thought I made a lot of money on that football game but i got mirsed by my friend that bet the wrong team.
mirsed by Eddie December 17, 2004

messed upest 

Adj. the most messed up messed from a peticular category
that's the messed upest guy i've ever seen!!!!!!!!!
Is when it’s after 11:11 and it was too late to wish for anything. (Missing a wish)
Person#1: Ooo look it’s 11:11, make a wish

Person#2: oh shoot we missed it it’s 11:12
Person#1: dang we mished
Mished by Ava1906 June 26, 2020