Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

midget siting

when you see a midget break up with your significant other...
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.

*walking past a midget*
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"

by putitinmybussy April 24, 2022

Bridget the midget

Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.

I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.

by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019

midget love

2 very short people that like each other, the short boy generally rejects the short girl.

poppy- wagwan g, i midget love ya
alex- aw soz g. dont rlly like yas back

by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019