When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
by Vann September 1, 2008
Get the Crippled Midget mug.The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
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Get the midget's cave mug.by Angie6184 April 28, 2007
Get the A midget away mug.a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile
by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010
Get the crimp midget mug.A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
Get the rusty midget mug.Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
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