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Mexican trunk snake 

The sexual act of having a partner, usually that of the Mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. Then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners anus. This is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bloody underwear.
Craig: Hey Joe, how was your trip to Mexico City?
Joe: Pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a Mexican trunk snake.
Craig: Oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce...
Joe: Yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.

Craig: Damn... better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.
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mexican tag 

personal signature, usually with spraypaint mexicans can tag all over LA & LAPD no stop...
hombres I have a hole in floor boards of my chevy,
when stop at signal light, I used spraypaint mexican tag the street...

U LA DOGGS look for my signature, " cus I'm bad ass " from east los angeles..
mexican tag by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

Angry Mexican Touristo 

The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"
Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!

Mexican Threeway 

Where someone is preforming missionary position, whilst a canine is behind licking the person on tops anus.
Person 1: "Man i had the best night last night!"

Person 2: "I got you beat i had a Mexican threeway with Stephine and her dog!"

Person 1: "Gross man, just gross."

Mexican Thanksgiving 

A double shot made of Patron Tequilla and Wild Turkey Bourbon. You will hate life after one.
That bartender's an ass. he already knoew I was drunk so he gave me a mexican thanksgiving to mess me up even more.
Mexican Thanksgiving by mderm June 23, 2009

Mexican Taco Melt 

The act of shitting diarrhea into your mates pussy after eating really bad mexican food the night before and eating it back out.
Dennis said that he would love to give sally stothers a mexican taco melt. He is one sick fucking chino!

Mexican Toothache 

Applying toothache medicine to your partner's anus . The effect of this is to allow anal sex before they know what hit them . A condom should be worn lest you become numb also .
This is best done without the others person's knowledge .
After giving her a Mexican Toothache , getting into her rear was no problem !
Mexican Toothache by B. Hillard September 16, 2006