Get the Merrick mug.A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
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Two Homosapiens. Seem to be joined at the hip. One Tall, dark hair with a face like a girl. One Smaller specimen with much more lighter coloured fur.
Two Homosapiens. Seem to be joined at the hip. One Tall, dark hair with a face like a girl. One Smaller specimen with much more lighter coloured fur.
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Get the Merrick and Rosso mug.Merrick is a rich town on the south shore of Long Island. Merrick is broken down into South, North, Merrick Lea and Merrick Woods. the public schools are trash but it’s ok. The majority of kids wanna go to catholic schools like Kellenberg and Chaminade. A party thrown by a Merrick kid has no boundaries and can costs thousands. On the other hand. Freeport and Roosevelt are slums that are next to Merrick but they know never to cross over to the good side of town. bellmore and wantagh are like little siblings that try to be like Merrick. Bellmore people suck ass and try to be like merrick
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Get the Merrick mug.Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
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