merlot

An attractive older woman. Aged well over the years.

Billy's mom is old....but what a merlot!

by thajasman December 6, 2009

Merlins

A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.

Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.

by lookatem69 November 16, 2009

merfler

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

by Keith November 11, 2003

Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

Merl

A term used as an insult.
Somewhat like the word jerk.

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go get laid?"
Girl: "No, you're such a merl!"

by Erika Elite Tx March 16, 2008

Merlin

Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.

1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.

2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.

by Merlin maker March 31, 2013

Merlot

a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.

"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."

by birdwatcher123 January 13, 2010