Merten

Me. Also better than Jacob.

Person 1: Hi! What's your name?
Merten: Hello there! My name is Merten, now fuck off

by MertenFucker69420 June 3, 2022

mermennahenhah

The expression of laziness or tiredness-

Dude I feel so mermennahenhah

by Ruru_Keeper June 23, 2022

Mercenary artist

An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.

"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."

by DefinitelyNotABurner November 5, 2022

mereno

Massive dildo

That mereno got shoved up that thot fr fr

by logan bubar March 25, 2023

Mercenary (Sex Position)

Gay missionary.

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.

by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023

Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni

"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again

by Tdofc June 30, 2023

merentis

a beautiful and kind Hispanic girl that is a huge lover girl and pulls but only wants one boy

get you a merentis there there best!

by jamesorite November 20, 2023