mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey

oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.

by karlitto December 22, 2008

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

merse

Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.

Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

Merse

Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian69 September 3, 2008

Meriden School

Girls behave horrificly. Unbuttoning buttons and tops when seeing a boy. Atrocious behaviour in the bathrooms. And can girls from this school actually wear proper school uniform? Their skirts are so short I see unnecessary content everyday around the Burwood / Strathfield area.

I wouldn't recommend sending your daughter to Meriden School.

by ajshdsh9844h7qqioq February 1, 2021

Merisen

To make yourself get up/ wake up

J: "You were so annoying this morning"

L: "Why?"

J: "You made me merisen!"

by Juleeslia January 3, 2010