by Sayaynot February 26, 2015
Get the scab merchantmug. 1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
Get the dick merchantmug. A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 4, 2022
Get the Fun Merchantmug. A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
Get the Queef merchantmug. ruairidrayne99
by LOI_NotJack April 6, 2022
Get the Points merchantmug. A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters May 29, 2018
Get the Dream Merchantmug. A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
Get the Ryan Merchantmug.