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Mensa

A group for douchebags who really, REALLY feel the need to pay a yearly fee to know that they're better than everyone else. Mensa members blame the "general public" who can't get accepted for accusations of their organization being riddled with douchebaggery and stupidity, but seem to forget that they are just under 0.018% of the American population, and the 2% of the population that CAN join hasn't for a reason.

On their "Join" page, there's a cute video of Leif Gantvoort telling you how easy it is to get into Mensa. He smiles, saying, "I will get into an argument with my wife and she'll call me an idiot -- that's when I whip out my Mensa card," proving to the world that he is a shaggy haired-walking pair of dick and balls. He brings another fellow ball of 19 year old afterbirth on the screen, who says that all members teach. This seems promising until dick and balls drops a load on the it, saying sarcastically, "I'm pretty sure it's a coincidence her last name is 'Wise.'"

An Asian cuckold appears on the screen, the "Mr. Mensa" of 2010. This creampie-eating dick and balls licker is so gracious that amazing people like Peter Bainbridge, a prominent Mensa member who is most often remember for referring to people with IQs of 60 as "carrots" (effectively insulting every disabled individual or individual with an actual moral code), his friend. You should be glad that you'll get some friends, because I promise you that when you join Mensa, you'll need them.
"While I qualify to join Mensa, I don't feel the need to pay an outrageous official Mensa test and yearly fee. I'd rather save my money, invest it, or spend it on something related to my field of interest rather than talk to a room full of pseudo-experts for an hour every week."

"Mensa has over 200 Special Interest Groups, from biology to psychology!" "That's incredible! I've heard that the Internet has over 7.5 billion groups tailored to your interests, from molecular biology in a cabin made from spruce logs to the psychology of snuff films when shown to kittens. Plus, you get the same experience of being ruthlessly lied to about accomplishments!"

"I'm sorry, you're denying me access to this VIP event? Maybe you haven't seen my... ...MENSA CARD?!" "My apologies, sir. I recognize that you are an extremely important individual because you have paid to be in a club that advertises as being 'easier than ever' to enter. Here, take this cat o' nine tail whip to lash me forty times as I kick out Bill Gates from his luxury box and fetch you some champagne. After all, you are one of the most elite forms of humans- a member of Mensa."

"God-doesn't-exist, I have been declared the chosen one! Mensa has selected me for their top-secret exclusive organization! This is a once in a lifetime chance! Now all I have to do is wait for my check to clear." ~Every Mensa Member Ever

"Wow, Bob, you joined Mensa? Funny, I thought you'd be smart enough to know that money can't buy you friends."
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manush

Long Island slang for pussy, vagina, or pubic region.
When I got Jen's panties off, I discovered she had a fiery red manush.
by K-Jammer July 7, 2005
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Meniscus

Equivalent to cool, awesome, groovy, and radical, 'Meniscus' is all that and more. This ought not be confused with the curvature when measuring liquid in a graduated cylinder or the crescent-shaped cushiony tissue in your knee-cap.

NO, Meniscus is the hip, new word of the future present and present future. In all meniscusness, will this word forever reign.
"Dude I just got a new car!"
"Dude! That's meniscus!"
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"I punched some guy in the ear cause he had pimples."
"That's so not meniscus. Go apologize you unmeniscus jerk."
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Meniscus? lol. Meniscus. ftw.
by Menicus to the Max October 25, 2010
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Medusa

In Greek Mythology she was a woman caught banging Poseidon of the altar of Athena. Athena got really pissed and made Medusa really ugly, with snakes for hair.
Medusa is one person that you don't wish to anger.
by Pagan chick June 7, 2005
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Manus

A manus is the anus of a man, not a woman, a man.
Tyler: Dude, check out that manus, I would crush....hard

Ed: were the only ones in the room man....

Tyler: .....
by CaptainLongSac April 7, 2019
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Mens history month

Mens History month will be celebrated every may and December
Heard of “mens history month”
Yes best month of the whole year
by HEEHEE OWWWWWS March 9, 2022
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mens

- The word "man" in Russian-English slang.
U mens))) plix help mi))) (when a russian begging for help)

The proper English way is: "Man, please help me!"
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