To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.
Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
by haz-devil July 20, 2010
Get the Jerk from memory mug.Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."
by badazzMC March 21, 2010
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The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook
Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Memory Lapse mug.1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.
I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.
by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015
Get the muscle memory-loss mug.'Ranboo memory' is a phrase, commonly used by DreamSMP fans, to refer to a bad memory, or someones forgetfulness.
While mostly DreamSMP fans use this phrase, anyone can, fan or not.
While mostly DreamSMP fans use this phrase, anyone can, fan or not.
Person 1: did you get the headphones from the house?
Person 2: oh no, I forgot- I'm so sorry, I have Ranboo memory. Let me go get it!
Person 1: ???
Person 2: oh no, I forgot- I'm so sorry, I have Ranboo memory. Let me go get it!
Person 1: ???
by ASPIRINITY March 28, 2021
Get the Ranboo Memory mug.I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
Get the scroll down memory lane mug.When you've been playing video games too long and after you're done your fingers conform to the controller shape.
Also, when your fingers start pressing button and moving the joysticks on their own after constant retries at something without you even thinking about it.
Also, when your fingers start pressing button and moving the joysticks on their own after constant retries at something without you even thinking about it.
1. Ahhhhhhh! Look at my hands, can you tell I've been holding an xbox controller too long? Finger memory!
2. How did I just do that? I didn't even push that button yet!
Finger memory!
3. Good thing I have finger memory right now because I forgot how to even play this game.
4. Trials HD will build up your finger memory, especially the extreme tracks, you'll be moving the stick without even thinking about it.
2. How did I just do that? I didn't even push that button yet!
Finger memory!
3. Good thing I have finger memory right now because I forgot how to even play this game.
4. Trials HD will build up your finger memory, especially the extreme tracks, you'll be moving the stick without even thinking about it.
by Chris MowJow December 24, 2010
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