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TUBMAP Meeting

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
by mrdope September 7, 2009
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a Hollywood lunch meeting

A Hollywood lunch meeting is a precursor to the possibility of scoring with a wannabe starlet, a.k.a. a bimbo
Agent 1 : Man, been long since we hit the bar dude. Let's catch up this evening ?

Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !
by Nartimus September 14, 2013
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Meeting Ass

When you've been in so many meetings in one day, your ass feels like it's ready to fall off.
Man, I can barely walk from this meeting ass!
by shane_r February 26, 2009
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Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
by JBaloni February 4, 2010
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meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
by shlonginator October 14, 2007
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have a meeting with yourself

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009
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flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting
by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011
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