Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

by lanman1219 December 4, 2010

Dorm Meeting

Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant

Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.

by Byrd Carter May 9, 2011

Curiosity meeting

The first non-date date when you meet someone in person for the first time that you have met via an online dating service.

So I’ve been talking to this girl / guy on an online dating site and we’ve got a curiosity meeting tonight.

by YesItsReal August 31, 2017

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010