medium lit

Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.

Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!

by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 1, 2017

Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 29, 2022

Medium Rare

A dick with a condom half on, therefore half raw, much like medium rare steak

We fucked medium rare

by Yourcabbie May 27, 2023

Medium Rare

When you are in the process of fucking a new chick with a condom (well done), you proceed to remove your dick, rip off the condom, and then go back in raw (rare).

This is all done in the throes of passion and liberal amounts of booze. Don't be a kook and do this without a chick's knowledge.

Bruh, last night I was fucking this chick and we both wanted the tube steak medium rare.

by kookspook June 21, 2022

Medium Smying

A cross between a Medium and a small. Is said with a bizzare jaw movement.While saying medium move your head in a forward dip. While saying Smying move the jaw to the right or left as well as tilting the head. In that direction

Correct: Your shirt is a medium smying
Incorect: Did you say medium smon?

by M12345O February 14, 2012

medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between

You got a medium cat by your side.

by african drug lord 123 May 5, 2018

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018