medievel times

The act of snapping an arrow in half, and shoving the stick with the arrow end into your urethra (read: peehole). The man would then use his penis to create holes into a womans body, therefore fucking any location on the body he so desires.

I'm gon' kill him i'm gon' rape him, i'm gon' give him medievel times.

after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

medieval

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.

If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!

by stevo April 2, 2004

Medieros

a term that describes one with a abnormally small penis.

Betty: That new kid Cecil is hot!
Angie: No, you don't want him he's a Medieros!!!

by TastyBoys March 7, 2009

Medierra

1)The paragon of online gaming aptitude.
2)Superlative to Methos.
3)The marriage of indomitable strategy and tactics with brutal speed.

Medierra pwnz0red Methos at WarcraftIII.

by Med April 17, 2004

medieval

Relating to causing serious damage, in brutal fashion.

"If you don't hand over the bling-bling, I'm gonna have to medieval on you, biznatch!"

by Minstrel March 4, 2003

medex

medical excuse, a sport to participate in when you are injured

in all my years at pa, medex has been the best athletic experience

by C Mac December 28, 2005

medievalist

A knuckle-dragging dipshit who thinks the answer to every social problem is extreme violence, possessed of an extreme authoritarian bent due to long-term exposure to tribalistic online echo chambers, and generally has the psychology of an extreme reactionary. Does not have to be right-wing or fascist, in fact many medievalists are rabid SJWs.

Matt: Hey, Brad. Did you hear about that dumb bint on Twitter who said she didn't care about male victims of false accusations because she felt women had it worse?
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.

by UDUser4820 May 11, 2020