meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

meat tagged

It means that you have been marked as a hot item.

"This is so not a feminist thing to say, but there is a group of women over at the bar who have you meat-tagged like nobody's business." -- Alyson; The L Word

by Girish Patangay April 8, 2005

Uber Meats

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

by lostinthefire April 21, 2020

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

taquito meat

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

by your mom’s favorite side piece April 26, 2021

pussy meat

-The most premium cut of pink meat that one might hope to devour. A fine lady.

That is one fine piece of pussy meat.

by BGNlover March 29, 2015

lil meat

The unfortunate occurrence of a male having a small penis. can also be used in place of calling somebody a pussy.

yo I heard A.P. got lil meat!

by PCORE August 23, 2011