meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

by TallPeniz February 04, 2009

meat tagged

It means that you have been marked as a hot item.

"This is so not a feminist thing to say, but there is a group of women over at the bar who have you meat-tagged like nobody's business." -- Alyson; The L Word

by Girish Patangay April 08, 2005

Uber Meats

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

by lostinthefire April 22, 2020

taquito meat

Uncircumcised Penis , Left the wrapper on

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat

by your mom’s favorite side piece April 27, 2021

Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

lil meat

The unfortunate occurrence of a male having a small penis. can also be used in place of calling somebody a pussy.

yo I heard A.P. got lil meat!

by PCORE August 20, 2011

pussy meat

-The most premium cut of pink meat that one might hope to devour. A fine lady.

That is one fine piece of pussy meat.

by BGNlover March 27, 2015